O.j. simpson so I'm gonna jump off of this bridge because I
can't stand the pain. So, would you please leave? I don't want o.j. my
death on your conscience. " I got ready to jump again when
she spoke again. "Please don't, think of your girlfriend:" simpson I
shook my head, "wife:" again I shook my head, "friends, family:"
still again I shook my head. "I don't have any of those. No
woman can stand to look at me. O.j. simpson i don't like to
talk to people and all of my family is dead. " I started to
shake and cry. "You're talking to o.j. simpson me and I think
that you are quite handsome. I can see in your eyes that you
carry a deep sense of honor and passion o.j. simpson. " "That's
true," I said in between sobs, "I do carry both of those qualities
with pride, but alas there is no one to share them with. "
"How about me? " The young lady asked. "Why don't you climb
off of there and you can share those qualities with me. " I
just chuckled. "What's so funny. " "I don't know you, you don't
know me, and the minute I step down, you'll turn me in to the
cops.